Tuesday, December 3, 2013
Monday, December 2, 2013
Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf 2013
Our affable little Elf on the Shelf, Frisbee, got into quite a bit of mischief last year. To avoid a long, torturous summer of hijinks in the garage, we placed Frisbee into cryostasis around December 28, 2012. There, he remained frozen in suspended animation until we began the unfreezing process the day after Thanksgiving:
Frisbee immediately revolted that night by organizing a cock-fighting gambling operation down at the local Sodor rail yards. Needless to say, we awoke the following morning to a LOT of change missing out of the kids' piggy banks and off our dresser.
In an effort to give Frisbee a more productive hobby, my son and I introduced him to the science of herpetology; that is, the study of snakes, lizards, and other reptiles. Frisbee took to it quickly, until he ran into a rather friendly Trans Pecos rat snake who made short work of the little imp:
Our final "surprise" came just last night when I went to the kitchen in the middle of the night to get a drink of water. I heard some commotion coming from the bottom of the can closet... upon opening the door, I was shocked to find that Frisbee has been cooking the Blue in a clandestine lab. We've yet to find where he's stashing his money, but suffice to say, we're shocked beyond belief...
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